Total Medals Earned: 731 (From 115 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,380 Points
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/885 points)
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (190/500 points)
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Collect 20 crates in one match
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Play 10 deathmatch games
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Burn someone to a crisp
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Use every type of drug in the game
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Pick up 30 strippers
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 7/8 (150/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.