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Total Medals Earned: 731 (From 115 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,380 Points

Paper Warfare

Medals Earned: 5/11 (95/395 points)

Airman 10 Points

Finished Level 2

Airman Basic 10 Points

Finished Level 1

Airman First Class 25 Points

Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.

Senior Airman 25 Points

Finished Level 4

Staff Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 5

Master Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 7

Technical Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.

Captain 50 Points

Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.

Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 9

Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 8

Major 100 Points

Completed the game.

Pico Blast

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)

Gretel 5 Points

Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)

Nine-tacle 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's tentacled form

UFOh Noes! 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.

Brain-muffin 25 Points

Defeat Hansel's brain.

Magma-nimous 25 Points

Fall into the lava (alternate ending)

To Safety 25 Points

Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Portal Panic

Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)

A whole new world 5 Points

Enter the flash portal

Dad Get 5 Points

Rescue and recruit Dad

Pico Get 5 Points

Rescue and recruit Pico

Bitey Get 10 Points

Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood

Salad Fingers Get 10 Points

Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers

Diluted Sweets 25 Points

Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies

Diversifying your wardrobe 25 Points

Collect all 5 skulls

Never too spoon 25 Points

Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons

Parts I through VI 25 Points

Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's

Yours Sincerely 25 Points

Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene

Push Me

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)

PFirst PFerfect 5 Points

You got your first perfect level score.

PFifteen PFerfects 5 Points

You've got 15 Perfect Scores!

PFinished! 25 Points

You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!

Pyroscape

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Mr. Effecient 5 Points

Only click on the necessary items in the room

Deja Vu 10 Points

Win the game... again...

Victory 25 Points

Win without dying

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 5/32 (140/500 points)

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Rivea

Medals Earned: 8/38 (110/500 points)

Accomplishment 5 Points

Beat a highscore

I'm trying 5 Points

Die 5 times

Playing the Game 5 Points

Beat 3 levels

Small Treasure 5 Points

Collect total of 5000 gold

Upgrades 5 Points

Upgrade a part to max

Silver 10 Points

Be ranked in the top 40%

Gold 25 Points

Be ranked in the top 20%

Platinum 50 Points

Be ranked in the top 8%

Allergic to Gold 5 Points

No gold 10 different levels

Decent Treasure 5 Points

Collect total of 60000 gold

Frustrated by Gold 5 Points

No gold 5 different levels

I really am 5 Points

Die 20 times

Irritated by Gold 5 Points

No gold in one level

Small Victories 5 Points

Perfect 5 levels

Takedown 5 Points

Beat boss 1

You Tried 5 Points

Die 5 times while using the slow shield

As Always 10 Points

Right click achievement

Big Shot 10 Points

Convert 900 bullets to gold with one bomb

Bomber 10 Points

Use the bomb 15 times

Enjoying the Game 10 Points

Beat 10 levels

Flawless Victory 10 Points

Beat boss 1 without dying once

I love you Trophies 10 Points

Get all trophies [15]

I've won 10 Points

Die 50 times

Medium Victories 10 Points

Perfect 10 levels

Professional 10 Points

Beat level 15 without dying

Resourceful 10 Points

Use the bomb 35 times

Shiny Trophies 10 Points

Get 2/3 of all trophies [10]

Stupid Trophies 10 Points

Get 1/3 of all trophies [5]

Takedown Again 10 Points

Beat boss 2

Total Boss 10 Points

Beat a level > 15 getting at least 2 ribbons and not dying

Upgraded 10 Points

Upgrade 3 parts to max

GG WP 25 Points

Beat boss 2 without dying once

Large Victories 25 Points

Perfect 15 levels

Max Power 25 Points

Upgrade all parts to max

Midas 25 Points

Collect total of 200000 gold

Time Warp 25 Points

Slow 600 bullets with 1 slow shield

Well Played 25 Points

Hit 1000 bullets with 1 gold shield

Beating the Game 50 Points

Beat all levels